-Raiden and Liu Kang had a Race once around the Whu Shi Acadamy. Liu Kang said Raiden wad as fast as “Grease Lightning”.
-Ed Boon walked into Dan Forden’s office and smelt Smoke. He asked what was burning. Dan told him it was “Toasty”
-Scorpion cant get any one to help him because they all say he’s a “Hot Head”
-Sindel is having a party at the statue of King Jered in Edenia, She said it will be a real “Scream”!
- Have you heard about Lord Raiden's new look. . .”Its Shocking”
-Have you seen this new Cop Character in Mortal Kombat 3. He bares a “Striking” resemblance to some one I know.
-I saw Sub Zero wile I was wandering around Outworld. I tried to say “Hi” but he just gave me the “Cold Shoulder”
-I don’t know for sure, But I think Blaze is kind of a “Flamer”
-When Fujin Told me all about the ordeal with the Deadly Alliance and Raiden. . .It really “blew” me away.
And this is most likely the lamest one I Got.
-Don’t ask Goro for one of his swords. . .IT will cost you an arm, and arm, an arm, an arm and a leg.
Ed Boon walked into Dan Forden’s office and smelt Smoke. He asked what was burning. Dan told him it was “Toasty” Have you heard about Lord Raiden's new look. . .”Its Shocking”